.. After sacrificing a lot, i was able to corner 200 naira airtel card which i used to subscribe 2g for my sim...
With my newly hustled data which must be managed for the next 2 weeks, I was jejely surfing nairaland on my broken screen nokia 2100 java phone that fateful morning, trying to figure out the Boobs or cleaveage exposing threads , whether i should go for cossy expose milkshake or it is Mocheddah fails to wear bra i should click first , a message entered into my phone...
The phone switched off as usual when it received the message as a result of the thuraya sim slot i enginereed on it.
i had to removed the yellow rubber bands which i used to tie the "handset" together...
After using my tongue to taste the battery current, i inserted the tecno battery back into the phone..
Thinking it was all these Mtn ( Do you know 2 plus 2 is equal to 4, for more solutions, text maths to 419) kinda of messages, i didnt bother to check it......
As I finished drinking my sugarless and milkless garri at around 6pm which will also serve as my dinner and with nothing left to do, I continued viewing Dija exposes boobs threads with my dangote groundnut oil placed strategically besides me..
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